It Ain't Over Until it's Over

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

And God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light.

And God saw the light, that it was good; and God divided the light from the darkness. And God called the light Day, and the darkness He called Night.

And the evening and the morning were the first day.

And God said, "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters." And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament; and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven.

And the evening and the morning were the second day.
And God said, "Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear"; and it was so. And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called He Seas; and God saw that it was good.

And God said, "Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind. God saw that it was good.

And the evening and the morning were the third day.

And God said, "Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life.”
And God created great whales and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly after their kind.

And God blessed them, saying, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply on the earth."



And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

And God said, "Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind: cattle and creeping thing and beast of the earth after his kind"; and it was so.

And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind; and God saw that it was good.

And God said, "Let Us make man in Our image, after Our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth."

So God created man in His own image.

And God blessed them, and God said unto them, "Be fruitful and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."

And God saw every thing that He had made, and behold, it was very good.

And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

And on the seventh day God ended His work which He had made. And God blessed the seventh day and sanctified it.

He had rested from all His work which God created and made.

And God awoke on the eighth day and beheld his work.



And He had flatulence saying “Let Us Returneth to the drawing board.”



And it was so.