Even the Rich Like Family Photos

You know, the Bushes and Bin Ladens have been family buddies for years. At least that's what Michael Moore says, and Michael Moore, he's like.... like.... like.... Well like a cross between Walter Cronkite, Lenny Bruce, and God.

So I dug up these old family photos taken at "The Ranch" years ago. As I understand from my sources, the Bushes sometimes had the Bin Ladens out to the Ranch, and they would occassionally bring their little-sheik-to-be, Osama, with them. Apparently on one Halloween before W.'s private education and drug use began, little Osama was visiting, and George the Elder and Barbara thought it would be adorable for the two of them to go trick-or-treating (Do you ever wonder about what they called the younger George?).

I know this is disturbing, but the Public has a right to know.


LITTLE GEORGE


LITTLE OSAMA

From a loose association frame of reference, this also brings up the question of where would members of the Bush family take their kids to trick or treat. But such things are not for us to ponder at any length, at least while sober, so I'll let it go for now and maybe bring it up with Abby next time were out knocking a few down.

Or I may just consult my sources, because when Abby has a few drinks and starts talking about Republicans in public, it can get unpleasant.

Don't ask me about where I got these. I thought I'd covered that before. If you still want to know, ask Cheney. He's a regular blabber mouth, especially after a few drinks on a hunting trip.

This, of course, is also according to my sources.

Hope everyone had a good holiday,

Zach