Joining Me in the Real World

Stephen Colbert often says that if enough people believe it, then it's real (or something to that effect). Since only trusting facts has made me the bitter, cynical person who stands before you today, I've decided to get on the wagon. So below is a real quote but embedded within it I've inserted some additional fact.

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Iraq's government is dysfunctional, the U.S. ambassador to Iraq told a Senate hearing Tuesday, but he said the fact that Iraqi leaders recognized it as such was a sign of progress. Now if we could just recognize how dysfunctional ours is we could catch up to them, he continued.

Don't bother to try and sort it out. Just accept reality.

As a matter of fact, don't waste your time looking for something that isn't there. If you don't believe old Zach who can you believe?